Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Celebrity Wrap Up, Tuesday Edition

Hello and welcome to today's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.Um, Mischa, sweetie. Halloween is OVER. Take that ridiculous headband out of your hair and get a job. Is it Flasher Tuesday? Why do Brooke Shields and Kiera Knightley look ready to work the streets?Amanda Peet, where did you go? Are you channeling an 80-year-old woman? What gives?
OK, Matthew and SJP, we need to get down to some serious business. This is the THIRD time we've had to talk about this. Would you like me to send you a brush for your son's hair? Because, seriously, SJP, it looks like you might need one yourself. Don't get me wrong, you know I love you both, but come on. You're a public figure. Act accordingly.There is absolutely nothing wrong with this picture, I just *LOVE* Owen Wilson and am always happy to see pictures of him out and about (especially when he's partially clothed).

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