Friday, November 14, 2008
Those Three Little Words
How can three stupid little words cause so many problems? Have you ever noticed that it's much easier for people to confess their feelings over, say, text, but practically impossible to express them in person? Hypothetically speaking, of course, if someone was able to text me those Three Little Words (What joy! What ecstacy! What a marvel!), but in person could only say, "Love you long time," would that be cause for concern? I mean, really? Instead of saying the most beautiful words on earth, they chose to quote a rap song from the 80's (and one called "Me So Horny" no less)? Wow. Shoot me now. Of course, this was a *completely* hypothetical quandry. Just so you know. We're clear, right? No resemblance to my actual life at all. Yep, that's right. Nothing to see here. I'm breezy.