After what might possibly have been the longest drive known to man, we're finally settled in our hotel in rainy Florence, Arizona. Here's the breakdown of our horror:
Number of hours spent in the car between Nevada and Arizona: 1,000 (*slight* exaggeration, but not by much)
Number of missed exits: 1
Number of miles extending trip by missing said exit: 100 (OK, it was probably only 17 miles, but it felt like a 100)
Number of minutes spent in line at Popeye's: 20 (only one person was ahead of us in line...yeah, NIIIICE).
Number of kids still awake by the time we arrived: 1 (the others tried, but didn't quite make it)
Number of hours stuck at the Hoover Dam: 2 (after spending an hour in Las Vegas traffic)
Number of times we asked ourselves why we drove instead of flew: 1,000,000
Number of Diet Pepsis consumed: 5,212
Number of profanties and fights on trip: infinity
Number of casinos we passed and wanted to check out: 10
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