
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Like My New Look?

It's Official - Check Me Into Facebook Rehab

Mary Sounds Like a Raging You-Know-What
From http://www.foundmagazine.com/ - is it just me, or is Mary a beast from hell? Why respond at all?

No, We Didn't Call Each Other and Plan It
My friend Angie and I happen to both be wearing blue today. Not just blue, but the exact same color of blue. I've got a blue dress and she has a blue shirt and skirt. No real concern, except we always hang out together - we get our water together in the morning, we eat lunch together, we walk to the bank and the company store together....you get the point. So, all day long, people have been exclaiming, "You're matching! Did you call each other and plan it?! Tee hee hee."
Now, it might have been funny the first 1,000 times we heard it, but now it's just annoying. Can't anyone come up with anything more original? No, we didn't plan it. No, we didn't call each other. Yes, you are retarded.

This Fills Me With Hope
Happy Thursday (my Friday!)

An Open Letter

Wednesday, July 30, 2008
There's Nothing Quite as Sweet as a Friend



Why Does He Torture Me So???
Too Stupid to Live



Customer: "How much is this?"
Dollar Store Employee: "One dollar."
Um, hi, Stupid Man over there, it's a dollar store. Everything is a dollar. Surprise!
Of course, I suppose it could've been worse. He could have been a contestant on a national TV show. Everytime I look at her face I start to laugh. :)


Well, Well, Well - Look Who's a Snowboarder Now!

Did Being a Caveman, Tarzan, or a Mummy Fighter Do Him In?
You know, there was a time when I thought Brendan Frasier was a tasty little treat. When he
was in Encino Man and was transformed into a hottie? Yum. When he played Tarzan and showed his sexy chest? Yes, please. When he mastered swing dancing in that movie with Alicia Silverstone? Oh, my.
And as a Mummy slayer? Delicious. However....let's discuss his appearance at the premiere of Mummy 3. My hell. What happened? That's just a world of NO. Maria Bello, however, is brilliant. Look how beautiful and radiant she is. You'd never know that she was 41 (and recently engaged to a 28-year-old.....she's an inspiration to us all). When I met her at Sundance, she was a peach.
I TLF Maria Bello. But, Brendan Frasier, alas, I'm afraid our love affair is over. Take care. And maybe look into some hair plugs? Or a hat? I'm just saying. No one's falling for the spikey do. You're 39. Seriously. Read my lips: NO.


No Sleep Makes for a Grumpy Pinky


Sleep, Sleep, Wherefore Art Thou, Sleep??


Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Three Cheers for New Toys!

The Genius Bar is Genius

Working in a Cubicle Farm is Truly a Joy

I Might be Too Old to Rollerblade

Big news - I didn't crash into anything as I bladed
around the park yesterday - yay for me! In fact, I was lucky to find Blader there and he helped me with my skates - they'd come loose and apparently were lacking some wheel grease. Whatever that means. So, he fixed me up and we bladed around the park together. Since he normally goes super fast, I'm sure hanging with me was cramping his style, but it was fun nonetheless. However, today, I'm questioning my whole "rollerblading for senior citizens idea" (since, as we all know, I am 100). My body is crying out in pain and asking me what on earth I was thinking. I have no response to such pleas, wussy body. Leave me alone.

Monday, July 28, 2008
Betsey Johnson is my New Hero



Yep, I've Heard That One Before
This past weekend I went out with the "great response guy" and, true to form, he was hilarious, good company, and a fantastic dinner companion. The trouble? Well, a few weeks ago we'd talked on the phone for, like, three hours (I know) and during our conversation he told me a myriad of hysterical and interesting stories. Now, while they were hysterical and interesting the first time I heard them, when I was listening to them again during dinner, I didn't find them quite so funny. In fact, I kept trying to figure out a way to tell the person I'd JUST met that I'd already heard that story. And that one. And, yes, that one, as well. Bless his heart. Aside from that, we had a nice time (and a three hour dinner), but trust me when I say the conversation was not coming from my side of the table (which is rare for anyone who knows me).
28 is still convinced I'm too skinny. I'm not sure how to get him to knock that crap off, because it's just annoying. And also, definitely not true. That convent is looking better and better to me.

Time Warp Girl Smells Like 1987

Awesome Tribute or Horrible Idea? I Can't Decide


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