Monday, March 30, 2009

Ain't It The Truth???

Home Alone Again

Michael and I spent a leisurely day recovering from our night out. I took the day off and we hung out going to to Chick-fil-a (he was craving it) and just chilling at my place with my friend (after going to lunch and the mall - where I ran into Mickey). He was able to catch his late afternoon flight and made it back safely. I'm now spending nice quality time relaxing and watching some movies. Nice time! :)

Pinky's Fandance, Tuesday Edition

I love that Colbie Caillat looks like we're in a prison together. In truth, we were at an outdoor concert and she was walking to her car after the concert. It's awesome that she stopped to take a quick picture (despite the gate). I love Colbie Caillat - her "Bubbly" song is so cute and sweet. Her voice is magical and I can listen to her forever.

It's a Small World After All

My cousin Netty grew up in Virginia. When we were teenagers, we'd rotate visiting the other one for a few weeks in the summer whenever possible. I spent three weeks there when I was 15 and we ended up doing all kinds of activities - one of them being a Youth Conference in Maryland. At this conference I met my friend Mickey, who's been my friend ever since. We've kept up with each other via letters, emails, phone calls, Facebook, etc. but we hadn't seen each other in 20 years. So, imagine my surprise to walk into a mall today and see him standing there watching his kids ride the carousel. What a small world! Even though he lives in Washington, he was here visiting relatives with his family. It was so much fun to see him and meet his family! What a great day. :)

Celebrity Wrap Up - Tuesday Edition

Hello and welcome to Tuesday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.Um, exactly how many animals had to die to complete J. Lo's outfit?I can't decide who's gayer - Tyra Banks or Clay Aiken? You know I can never resist the opportunity to document anyone's outfit which screams, "Cha cha cha." Nice dress, Ashley Tisdale. Is it just me, or is this the douchiest shirt you've ever seen? Pete Wentz should be ashamed of himself. Is Mary-Kate Olsen trying to morph into an animal with that hat?

From the Pink Files

As Michael's still here for one more day, I'm kind of pressed for time and out of things to say (who, me?), so I thought I'd entertain you with an oldie but goodie from the historic Pink Files. I took this picture in Reno about a million years ago. Yeah, nice eyebrows.Don't be jealous.

Pinky's Fandance, Monday Edition

With Valerie Bertinelli being on the cover of People magazine for her weight loss this week, I thought it only fitting to feature my picture with her in today's Fandance. I saw Valerie at a movie several years ago and was lucky enough to catch her sitting on the back row (where she was easily approachable). Perhaps you can't tell, but I'm squatting directly on the floor behind her (classy). :)

Galoon Does Karaoke

We took Galoon out with us to dinner at the Training Table and then on to karaoke last night. He had a great time, except for on the way home when Michael decided to attach him to the car mirror outside in the snow. Poor little Galoon - he could've been scarred for life! One of the funniest parts about the evening was this guy's hair. I kept telling Michael he needed to take the kid aside and tell him that his hair was a world of NO, but he decided that perhaps the kid believed himself to be a rare and exotic bird?

Celebrity Wrap Up - Monday Edition

Hello and welcome to today's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.Poor little Suri - you can practically hear her cries for help: "Save me, Mom, from that scary little man dressed up in some Top Gun outfit! Why does he keep calling me Princess? Make him go away!!!"Gee, I wonder why Jennifer Aniston broke up with John Mayer? What could it possibly have been?Um, Queen Latifah? Hi. Happy birthday. It's nice to see you're aging nicely and doing well. However, I'd like to direct your attention to your cake, which clearly states you're now 39. Did you see that? 39 NOT 14. Perhaps you might want to rethink your outfit? I'm just saying.Since when is it appropriate to wear torn and ripped jeans to an awards ceremony? Cameron Diaz is slipping.And now modeling all the rage of prison wear, I present J. Lo.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Pinky's Fandance, Sunday Edition

In honor of meeting the world's most awkward celebrity (sorry, David Archuleta), I thought I'd revisit meeting yet another awkward one - Michael Cera. Now, don't get me wrong - I love Michael Cera and thoroughly his work. However, in person he was exactly like he comes across on screen - completely and totally uncomfortable and shy. Bless his heart. Still, I was so stoked to see him. I'm a huge fan.

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Action Packed Weekend

Well, it looks like Michael and I won't be getting divorced after all. Yesterday we had a lot of fun - beginning with lunch at P.F. Chang's and then the movie Monsters vs. Aliens in 3-D. It was my very first 3-D movie and it was pretty cool to see. After taking a nap, we ventured out last night to The Pie Pizzeria and then out to another club. We had a good time. This morning we went to brunch at The Market Street Grill and then are heading to karaoke tonight. Fun fun fun! :) Oh, I did happen to get a few crochet projects done - not only did I make Michael a hat, but I finished a blanket for my friend. I think it turned out awesome! :)

Celebrity Wrap Up - Sunday Edition

Hello and welcome to today's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.Why is Holly Madison wearing slippers outside of the house? And did she happen to get attacked by a fern on her way out?Oh, Katie. We love you, we do. I'm sorry you've given up. How can we help?How stinking cute is Nahla's little outfit? Halle Berry has the cutest baby ever. She's a little cherub!Katherine Heigl apparently just time traveled back from 1981 with those glasses, hair, and jacket. Yikes.You know things aren't going so well when Calista Flockhart is forced to break into the Partridge Family's bus and steal their clothing. Her shirt is so shiny.

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Love, Honor, Annoy

I wonder if being my "gay husband" has the same challenges as being my actual husband? I mean, I'm still a pain in the a** and there aren't any of the perks. Michael's only been here half a day and already I want a divorce. Don't get me wrong, I love him like crazy, but I don't know if I'll survive three and a half days with him. He's already all over my butt about something and I fear I won't survive one more conversation about it. He probably wants to wash his hands of me, as well. Wish me luck.

Pinky's Fandance, Saturday Edition

There are many times I've been somewhere and thought I recognized someone famous, but then convinced myself otherwise. Several years ago, I ran into Ken Marino in the Airborne Lounge at the Festival and totally hesitated getting a picture with him. I wasn't quite sure if he was an actor, or just someone who looked familiar. I'm so glad I ended up asking because shortly thereafter I saw why I recognized him - he was in one of my favorite Hallmark Channel movies (don't judge me) and played a super cute boyfriend. Of course, I can't remember the name of the film, but suffice it to say he was adorable in it.

Hanging with the Boys

My gay husband, Michael, flew in tonight from San Francisco and we had a fun time over at Red Rock brewery for dinner (where we were also joined by my gay boyfriend, Jamie). After dinner we headed over to a local club and have been hanging out there most of the night. The rest of the weekend should be nice - we've got a few things planned and then will go with the flow. I'm excited!

Celebrity Wrap Up - Saturday Edition

Hello and welcome to today's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.Holy crap! Does Zac Efron read my blog? What else could account for his sudden interest in actually brushing his hair? I'm impressed! Well done, lad. Well done.Listen, Miley, if you're going to hang out around the house in your leisure clothes, that's great. But going out in public looking like you're sick with the flu isn't really the best idea (especially considering you're about to promote the Hannah Montana movie). Hmmm. Now, of course I can't be sure, but it appears that J. Lo's purse was made by someone possibly named Samantha??? Of course, I'm just guessing.Oh, no. Lindsay Lohan strikes again. Apparently Blake Lively forgot her pants.Is it just me, or does John Mayer look like a walking skeevy corpse who possibly has candy in his pocket for small children? At least he's not making his orgasm face.