Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Celebrity Wrap Up, Tuesday Edition
Hello and welcome to today's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.When did Robert Downey, Jr. become homeless? Every time I see a picture of Marisa Tomei I'm reminded of the time I tried to get a picture with her at the festival and she looked at me as though she'd gone spontaneously deaf. B*tch! That being said, um, nice leather pants, sweetie. Did you steal those from the set of Grease?Archie, hon, I think you've got a touch of the gayface. Sorry.Oh, Beyonce. Obviously, you were dancing around to the song, "I Feel Pretty."Jude Law's skeeve factor is rising by the day. Egads. He's terrifying.