Thursday, March 31, 2011

Top Five FAILS of the Day

Why Can't I Be Jimmy Fallon?

I have never wanted to be Jimmy Fallon so badly in my entire life. Actually, I've never wanted to be Jimmy Fallon....that is, until now.

My goodness...a triple shot! Only missing Mr. LeBon?! Mark me down for a YES. I wanna be in that Duran Duran sandwich!

Pinky's Fandance - Breaking the Law

OK, so here's the thing - I loved the show Heroes and this guy was a big reason why.

Sadly, when we met by chance today, he said he didn't want this picture posted on the Internet. But here's the thing - he's a celebrity who makes his living by photographic and video images of himself. I don't understand the request. It doesn't make sense (and technically I didn't even agree to it, as he said it in passing after the photo had been taken). So, here's my compromise: I'm not posting his name. That's fair, right? So, why do I feel like I'm breaking the law?

My Dream House

I saw this house as I was walking along the Santa Monica beach the other day. Here's my only question:

Um, how is this not already my house?!? It's pink, it's right on the beach, and it obviously has plenty of room for me and Nick Rhodes (in a perfect world, that is. He can even bring a multitude of various keyboards - hell, he can have an entire keyboard room while we're at it). So, when do I move in?

Celebrity Wrap Up - Friday Edition

Hello and welcome to Friday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.

What the heck is that weird thing sticking out of her dress? Is it attacking her?

Cutest. Dad. Ever.

One of these days I'm going to stake out this beach and see if Matthew Mc-con-a-hottie will come up to my car. I'm sure we'll be BFFs.

Hey Miley - You forgot your dress. Just in case you didn't know.

Why does she look so smug? She's shiny, her dress has holes in it, and she's pale.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Top Five LOL Cats of the Day

Really, People? Really?

You know, there are days on when I think they should just make something up instead of running the inane stories that they often do. Cases in point:

Is this actually something other people aren't searching for? Why don't they just write, "Holly Madison breathes oxygen." Now THAT'S news, right? ;)

I think I speak for the entire free world when I say NO ONE CARES.

Wow. A co-star chimes in? Nope, nothing biased about that. Nothing at all.

Pinky's Fandance - Jim O'Heir

Jim O'Heir came to see Duran Duran perform on a talk show and as he walked by, I called out for a picture. In case you don't watch it, Jim plays the role of Frank on the tv show Parks and Rec.

Jim was so nice and seemed surprised and excited to be recognized. Obviously he's got great taste in music. Yay, Jim! :)

Cutest. Pan. Ever.

While I'll admit to not being terribly fancy in the kitchen, how could I pass up the cutest pan ever?

Check out the adorbs pink and black design on the side of the pan. Love it!

Celebrity Wrap Up - Thursday Edition

Hello and welcome to Thursday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.

Has Shenae not noticed that her cats tore up her pants before she left the house?

Um, I don't know about you, but I try to avoid riding any ride wherein I'd have to be straddled against my brother. But maybe that's just me.

Thank you, Alyssa, for not constantly grabbing and holding your preggers belly whilst out and about. Refreshing.

Do you think Emma was asking Bryce for tips on how to dye her hair back to red??

Nicki Minaj's facial expression is so annoying. I'd really like to punch that look off of it.

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Top Five FAILS of the Day

Yes, Please

Rob Lowe on the cover of Vanity Fair?

Yes, please. Excuse me while I wipe up my drool.

Pinky's Fandance - Casey Wilson

I saw Casey Wilson at a theater last week and couldn't believe no one recognized her. Then again, not everyone watches all things SNL-related, so I shouldn't really be surprised. I waited until she'd walked away from the crowd and then went to ask her for a picture.

Casey was so cute - she couldn't believe I really recognized her. In fact, she asked me if her dad had sent me over - ha ha. After we met I saw an ad for a new ABC show she's going to be on - let's hope it does great! :)


My dad has accused me of, perhaps, being a *wee* bit obsessed with my beloved Duran Duran.

I'm almost certain I could find a reason to prove him wrong, however, I've spent most of my day decorating my Duran Duran wall in my room, searching for Duran Duran items to buy online, perusing Duran Duran's next tour dates, and looking at pictures from the Duran Duran events last week (including the one above). Wait a minute...

Celebrity Wrap Up - Wednesday Edition

Hello and welcome to Wednesday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.

Is that a whole dress? Or some sort of apron? My money's on an apron.

In what universe would these shorts be OK? Shorts is a bit of a stretch. A patch, perhaps?

Speaking of poor fashion choices, would this be considered a dress? It just makes my eyes bleed.

Why are you looking at me like that, Willow? Have you seen your hair?

Gee, TC, way to dress up for your wife's premiere. Slouch much?

Top Five LOL Cats of the Day

Sometimes a Girl Just Needs her Mom

My mom was in town visiting over the past few days with my step-dad and we had a nice visit.

Yesterday we were able to steal away by ourselves for some shopping and, although I was a sick, blubbery, tired mess, it felt really good to spend some quality time with my mom. I don't know what it is, but sometimes a girl just needs her mom to make it all better.

Pinky's Fandance - Tim Curry

Last week I received a series of "mayday" texts and calls from my super cute friend Mikey saying he had a "Tim Curry Emergency!" I'd never heard of a Tim Curry emergency before, but I was happy to help however I could.

Having just completed my Duran Duran week, I know what it is to be crazed to meet a person, so I knew if he needed some company or support, I was there. Tim Curry was performing over at The Getty Center, so we made a trek out to peruse the area and see if we could find him. As luck would have it, Tim came out to smoke during intermission and we were able to get pictures and autographs - Mikey had some original Clue keepsake thing he wanted signed. It all worked out and Mikey was happy as a clam.

NOOOOOOO!!! Say It Ain't So!

No Mad Men until next year?!?! Booooooo!

Dis-like. Dis-like. Dis-like.

Celebrity Wrap Up - Tuesday Edition

Hello and welcome to Tuesday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.

Don't you give me that look, Mischa. You and I both know that's not a proper use of leftover Christmas paper and ribbon.

As a rule I don't post pictures of Paris because I don't think she needs further publicity, but I was there to see her run this event and it cracked me up. Who knew she could run?

Now this is a bit of a motley crew, no? How would they know which one was the bigger diva?

Acid washed jeans? Yellow shoes? Oh, honey. It's OK to cry - no need to wear your pain on the outside.

What's that? This isn't a Halloween costume? It's really her outfit? Really? Are you sure? Can someone please let her know she's not actually a flapper?