Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Celebrity Wrap Up, Wednesday Edition
Hello and welcome to today's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up. OK, not to sound mean (who, me?), but what is wrong with her face? Did she have a stroke or something? Why does she look dead inside?Is Kate Moss going to work for NBC? Why is she trying to look like a peacock?John Mayer's favorite toy as a child must have been G.I. Joe because he's certainly trying to look like him. Ugh. Grow your hair back. I like Metrosexual John way more than G.I. John.Lindsay, sweetie, no one is EVER going to tell you those poor-excuse-for-pants are OK to go outside your house with. Are you sure they're even pants? They look like tights.Maggie Gyllenhaal takes the Racoon Look to new heights as she not only has racoon looking eyes, but she's also wearing one on her back.