Saturday, May 29, 2010
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Can't you just hear the song: "California, here I come..." After a midnight screening of Sex and the City 2 tonight, I'm heading to California for five days. I can't wait! So excited to see my family and friends. :) Pics to come, I'm sure. In the meantime, have fun! I'll try to blog if I can....
Why does the postman feel the need to leave trash in my mailbox? I don't want those stupid flyers. All they do is go immediately into the trash. No, thank you, sir. I will pass.Can't wait to get home next week and find a pile of trash to go through. Hooray! Can't wait.
Hello and welcome to the extra early edition of Friday's Celebrity Wrap Up. Damn. Zac Efron makes me want to be a cougar.
Miranda must be wearing some sort of magical dress that can stand up on its own - as she's obviously not holding it up with anything else.Wow. Jessica Simpson is waitressing now? Rough.Is she in the military?
Becki, I understand being upset about the ending of Ugly Betty, but it's no excuse not to wear pants. Leave that to Lindsay.
I've never been a big Carl's Jr. fan, but that is quickly changing with the introduction of their new teriyaki burger. Yummy delish. Yes, please. It's amazing. Seriously, I've already had it for lunch a few days and am pretty sure I'm going again today. Not for the meal, just the burger. It's SO good!
So, how many of you turned into the season premiere of The Bachelorette the other night? I'm so excited for this season! As you know, Ali was my favorite on last season's Bachelor, so I'm thrilled she gets another chance. The only problem is that impatient me wanted to know what all the drama is going to be, so I *may* have read the spoilers on Reality Steve's website today. Fail. Don't get me wrong, I'll still watch it every week. But now I know who the Final Two are and all about the THREE scandals going on. Phew. Let's take a gander at some of the men, shall we? In no particular order, we had The Outdoorsman who, quite frankly, looked a bit like a caveman. I wasn't shocked at all that he didn't get a rose.
Um, how did this guy get in? He looks like the class bully or something. And he's already being a tattle tale. Fail.
Kirk made Ali a scrapbook all about his life. Sweet. A little gag inducing, but cute all the same.
Oh, Kasey. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY'S VOICE?!?! Is he deaf? Not like there's anything wrong with that, but I didn't see any hearing aids and he sure as heck sounds like a deaf person talking. Oh, he bugs like no other. He makes me throw up in my mouth.I loved that this guy made her a little heart necklace. Super sweet. He won't last long.Hello, ears. How did this guy even make the cut? You know if he hadn't busted out this hokey, albeit kinda cute, song he'd be history.And now for this season's villain, we have Rated R. Yeah, that's his name. He was trying to get us to believe he was sincere by saying he was a grandma's boy. Whatever, douchebag. You are lame lame lame.Oh, Roberto, I love you so. Is this the first time there's ever been a sexy ethnic guy on here that made it past the first Rose Ceremony? He's quite delicious. Did anyone else notice that there were hardly any blonde guys? Were they trying to do anything different from Ken Doll, Jake?Congratulations to Shooter, who not only embarrassed himself, but looked even more ridiculous that "opening up" to her didn't work. Dude, you told her you're called Shooter because you PREMATURELY EJACULATE. Seriously. You said that. You idiot. I'm glad you're gone.Is it just me or does this guy look like some sort of animal killer? I don't even remember seeing him.Ick, the Weatherman. Cheesiest. Person. Ever. Gag.
How did toupee guy make it anothe round? He looks like he came from the '70s.Frank. Sigh. He's my favorite. Sadly, I read what his scandal is and now my crush is no more. :(But he's such a cutie! Plus, we all know I can't resist a guy in glasses. I love nerdy boys.This guy was really cool. I like that he didn't use his dead mother as a trick to get Ali to pick him. He's going to go far.
This season is going to be good! How stressful to be Ali, though, and have to entertain all those cute (I use this term loosely) boys. Good luck, miss!
Last night I went to dinner with my adorable friend Shmegan. It was a belated birthday dinner (see, I told you it lasts all month) and we had a great time. We tried to take some pics with the Photo Booth app on my iPhone, but I'm afraid this is the only one we liked. Sigh. She was a little nervous about the birthday gift she picked out for me, but I totally love it! Behold, a book by the incomparable Molly Ringwald, Queen of the '80s movies:I'm so excited to read it! :) Fun for me.
Hello and welcome to Thursday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up. You know, I don't think those were even somewhat fashionable as drapes, let alone making a dress out of them. Yikes.Speaking of drapes, what do we think this was? Curtains? A shower curtain? A sheet?GAH!!!! Whoever let Liza Minelli go out in public like that should be shot. My eyes have herpes now.Who knew Gwyneth Paltrow was such a fan of Jersey? What else would explain that horrid hairstyle?
While I applaud Beth Ditto for rocking the big girl look and never being ashamed or trying to hide her body, I've got to say this dress is a big fail. Who do you think made it? Omar the tent maker?