Saturday, May 29, 2010
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
California, Here I Come
Can't you just hear the song: "California, here I come..."
After a midnight screening of Sex and the City 2 tonight, I'm heading to California for five days. I can't wait! So excited to see my family and friends. :) Pics to come, I'm sure. In the meantime, have fun! I'll try to blog if I can....

Thanks For The Trash
Why does the postman feel the need to leave trash in my mailbox? I don't want those stupid flyers. All they do is go immediately into the trash. No, thank you, sir. I will pass.
Can't wait to get home next week and find a pile of trash to go through. Hooray! Can't wait.

Happy Birthday, Jayman!
Friday is my baby brother Jay's birthday, so I wanted to be sure to send out the very best birthday greetings to him.
Can't wait to see you in a few days! Happy Birthday! I love you.
Happy Anniversary, Pac-Man!
Celebrity Wrap Up - Friday Edition
Hello and welcome to the extra early edition of Friday's Celebrity Wrap Up.
Damn. Zac Efron makes me want to be a cougar.
Miranda must be wearing some sort of magical dress that can stand up on its own - as she's obviously not holding it up with anything else.
Wow. Jessica Simpson is waitressing now? Rough.
Is she in the military?





Becki, I understand being upset about the ending of Ugly Betty, but it's no excuse not to wear pants. Leave that to Lindsay.
Thank You, Carl's Jr.

Let The Drama Begin...



Um, how did this guy get in? He looks like the class bully or something. And he's already being a tattle tale. Fail.

Kirk made Ali a scrapbook all about his life. Sweet. A little gag inducing, but cute all the same.

Oh, Kasey. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY'S VOICE?!?! Is he deaf? Not like there's anything wrong with that, but I didn't see any hearing aids and he sure as heck sounds like a deaf person talking. Oh, he bugs like no other. He makes me throw up in my mouth.
I loved that this guy made her a little heart necklace. Super sweet. He won't last long.
Hello, ears. How did this guy even make the cut?
You know if he hadn't busted out this hokey, albeit kinda cute, song he'd be history.
And now for this season's villain, we have Rated R. Yeah, that's his name. He was trying to get us to believe he was sincere by saying he was a grandma's boy. Whatever, douchebag. You are lame lame lame.
Oh, Roberto, I love you so. Is this the first time there's ever been a sexy ethnic guy on here that made it past the first Rose Ceremony? He's quite delicious. Did anyone else notice that there were hardly any blonde guys? Were they trying to do anything different from Ken Doll, Jake?
Congratulations to Shooter, who not only embarrassed himself, but looked even more ridiculous that "opening up" to her didn't work. Dude, you told her you're called Shooter because you PREMATURELY EJACULATE. Seriously. You said that. You idiot. I'm glad you're gone.
Is it just me or does this guy look like some sort of animal killer? I don't even remember seeing him.
Ick, the Weatherman. Cheesiest. Person. Ever. Gag.









How did toupee guy make it anothe round? He looks like he came from the '70s.
Frank. Sigh. He's my favorite. Sadly, I read what his scandal is and now my crush is no more. :(
But he's such a cutie! Plus, we all know I can't resist a guy in glasses. I love nerdy boys.
This guy was really cool. I like that he didn't use his dead mother as a trick to get Ali to pick him. He's going to go far.




This season is going to be good! How stressful to be Ali, though, and have to entertain all those cute (I use this term loosely) boys. Good luck, miss!
Shmolive Garden Party With Shmeg


Celebrity Wrap Up - Thursday Edition
Hello and welcome to Thursday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.
You know, I don't think those were even somewhat fashionable as drapes, let alone making a dress out of them. Yikes.
Speaking of drapes, what do we think this was? Curtains? A shower curtain? A sheet?
GAH!!!! Whoever let Liza Minelli go out in public like that should be shot. My eyes have herpes now.
Who knew Gwyneth Paltrow was such a fan of Jersey? What else would explain that horrid hairstyle?





While I applaud Beth Ditto for rocking the big girl look and never being ashamed or trying to hide her body, I've got to say this dress is a big fail. Who do you think made it? Omar the tent maker?
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