Friday, November 28, 2008

Celebrity Wrap Up, Saturday Edition

Hello and welcome to today's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up. As we'll be back on the road tomorrow (oh, joy! Another road trip so soon!), I thought I'd get this posted a wee bit earlier again. Why is Miley Cyrus dressed up like an American Girl Doll? Simon Baker? Yes, please. How do I get one of these under my tree? Teri Hatcher, wipe that smug look off your face. Obviously you think your look is young, spry, and hip, but in reality it's the epitome of ridiculous. Why would anyone think making a skirt look like it was falling off be hot stuff? It's not. It's stupid. Pick a skirt and wear it.Halle Berry must sit around all day and think of ways she can make herself be less beautiful. That can be the only explanation for this hair. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Lindsay Lohan was most thankful for her leggings this past Thanksgiving. Obviously they're her favorite thing in the entire world.

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