Top Five FAILS of the Day

Oh, The Horror (Part Two)

I found a few extra pics to show you how amazing our night was when Keith judged a beauty pageant. Luckily, I got to sit right next to him at the judge's table (and only had to stifle laughter a few dozen times).

Clearly, they're not rocket scientists.

The girl we were totally rooting for is shown above wearing a "Poland" sash (third from the right). We loved her. We voted for her and all her glory. She even rocked a hysterectomy scar during the bathing suit competition. Kudos to her. For some reason, our votes didn't seem to count.

Not surprisingly (from the group of VIP patrons in the front rows rooting for her), this Elvira-wannabe won. Again, we didn't vote for her. Obviously, the whole thing was rigged. Had we known that, we would've stayed home.

We're still not sure this was actually a girl.

Further evidence.

Other than Poland, our second favorite was this girl above (second from left - the tallest in the picture). She was amazing. She took first runner up, but she totally should've won. She was robbed!

Pinky's Fandance - Patty McCormack

As I've mentioned before, I love seeing my husband fanboy out on other actors. I get a total kick out of it (as well as when other actors fanboy out over him).

This past weekend he was thrilled to meet Patty McCormack who played the lead in the 1956 film The Bad Seed. Here's a picture of her in the film.

She was a total sweetheart and made Keith's day by doing "the stare" she did in the film. Normally she'd be smiling, but that's what he asked for in the picture. He loves it!

Oh, The Horror (Part One)

Keith was asked to be a judge for the Miss Hollywood beauty pageant this past weekend. Although we were totally dreading going, we rallied and went.

Let me tell you - we had so much fun (but probably not in the way you think). All of the judges were simply in awe of just how, well, horrible everything was. It was laughable. Actually, it was like a train wreck and we couldn't look away.

Here's the group doing a choreographed number. Yeah, they're fantastic dancers.

Another view.

All together now. Oh, wait.

This was from the talent portion. Her particular talent was (wait for it....) "Dancing with Gymnastic Moves." Yes, seriously.

This is also from the talent portion. Her talent was "Baking." Another gem? Runway. TWO contestants did that one. I should have taken more pictures.

Here's my sweet husband trying not to laugh while up on stage.

He presented the award for "Miss Congeniality" or something like that. We have no idea where the alleged scores came from because we didn't pick any of the people who won.

Best actor of the year...my husband. How he could present at something like this was amazing. Well done, babe!

Celebrity Wrap Up - Saturday Edition

Hello and welcome to Saturday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.

Obviously she stole that from the set of Dynasty, right?

For some reason, I find this whole ensemble adorable.

Yikes. Samantha would be horrified at Kim's flying look.

Now, see, she goes looking all hot and makes me think I need a new girl crush...

Oops, nevermind. The latest girl crush lives on.

Top Five LOL Dogs of the Day

Marathons

Now that we have our own place, Apple TV, and boxed sets of shows to watch, I can't wait to start having TV marathons with Keith.

I mean, that's kind of the same thing as a 26K, right? Ha.

Pinky's Fandance - Robert Rusler and Judie Aronson

To add to all the Weird Science excitement this weekend, not only were Ilan and Kelly in attendance, but they also had Rober Rusler (who played Max) and Judie Aronson (who played Hilly).

It was my very first time ever seeing either one of them and I was SUPER stoked! Man, Judie is gorgeous! Wish Suzanne (who played) Deb could've been there, too!

Best. Artwork. Ever.

While I'm excited to hang up our new autographed pieces, I'm just as - if not more so - excited to hang up this custom piece by my adorable niece, Ava Lou.

I love how we're wearing matching outfits and seem to have pom poms for arms. It's amazing in every way.

Celebrity Wrap Up - Friday Edition

Hello and welcome to Friday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.

JUST. SING.

Oh, holy no. Leave those shoes in the '90s where they belong.

LOVE that Bradley is still doing his trusty selfies. Way to go, BC!

Why bother with a shirt at all?!?! Seems wasteful.

Sookie Stackhouse no more...rocking the blue hair. You go, girl.

Top Six Postsecrets of the Day

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

One of the big draws of the most recent Hollywood Show was the Wonka kids reunion, as all five of the original Wonka kids were coming to the show. Initially I didn't think I'd spend money on them, but after our friend Susan gave us a spare poster (thanks, Susan!), and we learned that each autograph came with a picture with the star, we couldn't resist.

I think the poster turned out great! And I'll be sharing the pics with you over the new little while in the Pinky's Fandance section. You know you're excited!

Pinky's Fandance Redux - Ilan Mitchell-Smith and Kelly LeBrock

You might remember that a few years back I was dying to meet Ilan Mitchell-Smith.

I won't bore you with the details of my quest to find him, but suffice it to say that it wasn't the traditional method. Still, I was happily successful.

Nowadays, Ilan is doing conventions, so my quest was for naught. Here we are at the Chiller convention last year.

I'd also met Kelly around the same time - so my Weird Science collection was growing!

This weekend it was awesome to get pictures with both of them together - just wish Anthony Michael Hall could've been there, too! Now THAT would've been a great picture. Still, I love this one, too!