Friday, April 29, 2011
Although I'm a wee bit ashamed to admit it, I used to watch Charles in Charge fairly regularly. While I was never really in Baywatch, I ended up watching way too many episodes of Scott Baio watching three kids.
I know, I know, don't judge me. Nicole Eggert was adorable on the show and in person she's just as nice as you'd hope. Very cool.
Now, I realize England is a long way away, but does it happen to be in outer space? No? Then why are all the wedding guests dressed like aliens?
Yep, nothing will say they're the sane versions of Fergie & Andrew like crazy, wild hats.
Is that a flying saucer?
Why does this picture make me crave butter?
Is she a unicorn?
This hat seems a little, oh, young for her....bless her sweet little prune face.
Is it another flying saucer? Or some sort of religious garb?
They had cha-cha-cha dancers at the ceremony?
Is she wearing a boat on her head?
Finally, someone pulls off a glamorous look.
Is that some sort of miniature hat?
Does her hat get satellite TV service?
Are these the leftover hats from the Teletubbies?
Surprisingly, Posh & Becks look quite posh.
Another saucer? Fantastic.
I think she needs a bigger hat...at least one to shield her face.
I think she might set sail after the reception.
Now, that's quite a bird.
Hello and welcome to Sunday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.
I realize she's cleaned up a bit, but why does she always look so dirty?
Did Naya forget the rest of her pants?
I just had to point out how over the top this picture is. Did people really wear these?
No, he wasn't dressing in costume. This is actually how he looks.
Hey Vanessa - the last time I checked, Coachella was over. I'm just saying.
Thursday, April 28, 2011
While I'll admit to being somewhat fascinated by the Royal Family - especially the late Princess Di - I can assure you that I won't be up at 3am watching the ceremony (um, and with the invention of TiVo, why would anyone need to?).
We didn't get up during the wedding of Charles & Diana, but I kinda always wish we did - then again, it was a different time. No TiVo. Plus, I was only eight. What did I know?
In honor of the big day, here's a collection of some of the wildest wedding souvenirs. Starting with...a deli tray? Tasty.
Why why why would this bed set appeal to anyone?
Now this is something I could get on board with. Except I wouldn't make Camilla. She gets nothing.
Why does this coin look like a reverse x-ray? It's super creepy.
OK, this would set off a red flag in my book.
Seriously, even Kate and William wouldn't want this fridge in their castle.
So, apparently at the pet store they can help the clueless puppy owners like myself with a series of books for dummies.
Thank goodness - because I seriously have no idea what I'm doing here. We grew up with cats, so I've never really even been around any dogs for long periods of time, let alone a puppy. What do you do with a puppy?
For now, I'm enjoying when he gets tuckered out and crawls up to sleep on me. It's hard to make out, but here Sammy is sleeping on my leg (and if you're wondering if Sammy pics might become a daily feature - I can't confirm or deny that. He's just so stinking cute!).
Hopefully, I'll have a chance over the weekend to read these tips for dummies during one of Sammy's naps. We'll get him housetrained yet.