Sunday, November 30, 2008

Celebrity Wrap Up, Sunday Edition

Good morning and welcome to today's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.Why is Victoria Beckham dressed up like Inspector Gadget?Although it looks *almost* presentable, I fear Gwyneth Paltrow's hair is entering SJP territory. We'll put her at a mild terror level for now.The good news? Keanu seems to be wearing a suit and not his ratty jacket. He also appears to be smiling, which is always a plus. The bad news? What's going on with his patchy facial hair? Is that even real? Do you need me to send you a razor, Keanu? I'd be more than happy to (I'll even shave it off myself - or, even better - my friend Denelle would LOVE to shave it off). When I put a brush in the mail for Gwyneth, I'll send a razor for you, OK? Did Nicole's baby steal my super cute Sundance hat idea? That beast! :) The worst part is how stinking cute she looks in it. She's stealing my thunder!
While it's true that Katie "Brainwashed" Holmes is currently starring in Broadway, she's not, in fact, performing in Cabaret. Nor is she leaving the theater in this picture; alas, she was out to dinner with Crazy. Does Liza Minnelli know Katie raided her wardrobe?

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