Sunday, November 16, 2008

Celebrity Wrap Up, Sunday Edition

Hello and welcome to today's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.
Um, Katie? Have you been hanging out with SJP? What's up with the messy hair? Do you need a brush? I just sent one to SJP - I'd be more than happy to do the same for you.Now, I never thought Andrew Dice Clay was some hot piece of meat or anything, but he was generally presentable overall. However, in this picture he was leaving lunch (not the gym, as you might assume from the towel over his shoulder) and, um, yikes! What happened to his hair? Growing out those sideburns isn't going to make us not notice the moon landing zone on top of your head.
Ryan Gosling looks hot stuff walking down the road, until he turns around and displays the gaping hole in his back. Is this what's meant by bringing sexy back?
Leighton Meister is adorable, but I can't sign off on this look. I mean, what exactly is it? A dress? A romper? A tennis outfit? Why is she so shiny? And what's up with those wonky shoes?
George, George, George, that mustache isn't doing you any favors, my friend. Why don't you just grow back the mullet you were sporting on Facts of Life? That might distract us from your skeevy face.

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