Sunday, November 9, 2008

Celebrity Wrap Up, Sunday Edition

Hello and welcome to today's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.Remember the movie 9 1/2 Weeks when Mickey Rourke was a tasty, delicious treat? Yeah, those days were obviously long, long ago. Bless his heart. Meg Ryan's new haircut is incredibly cute. However, she'd like to once again remind you that she's no longer America's Sweetheart by shooting you the look of death. I have absolutely nothing bad to say about Nicole Kidman or Naomi Watts. I just find it completely inspiring that these BFFs found their TLFs later in life and went on to have husbands, babies, and happily ever after. I love it. Now, Brad Pitt, you know my love for you is strong and true. But I'm afraid even I cannot condone the porn stache. Ick. Sadly for all women everywhere you weren't in costume for a movie. Who told you this was a good look? Christina Aguilera, I think I speak for the world over when I say, "What the hell happened to your face?!"

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