Monday, November 10, 2008

Celebrity Wrap Up, Monday Edition

Good morning and welcome to today's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up. Today we'll be looking at celebrities who either forgot Halloween was over, or are trying to be something else.Is Beyonce trying to be a pirate? Is her hair crimped? Who does that?I can't decide if Jennifer Jason Leigh (yes, that's actually her) is trying to be a school marm, a librarian, or a grandmother. All I know is what she *should* be aiming for is to look less like Diane Lane and more like the role she played on Fast Times at Ridgemont High.Oh no, Brooke Shields is taking the flasher look way too far by converting her Lipstick Jungle co-stars into wearing the same long jackets. Where are they putting on their flasher show?Salma Hayek apparently forgot which year it was, thought it was 1920, and dressed up as a flapper. Solange Knowles (Beyonce's sister) tries her hardest to dress up like a celebrity. Bless her heart. Always in the shadow of her pirate sister. And, no, I'm not even going to mention that my eyes are bleeding at the sight of her dress.

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