Dear Rihanna: You may color your hideous hair any color you'd like, but it doesn't change the fact that it's terrible. FAIL.
Dear Matt Damon: Even with the gray hairs that seem to be creeping in, I still love you. PASS.Dear Gwyneth Paltrow: Why are you wearing a diaper? FAIL.Dear Ashton Kutcher: Even in the cardigan, you are still a douchebag. FAIL.