Thursday, August 19, 2010

Pop Quiz: How Well Do You Know Your Celebrities?

Pop quiz: If you were to place a wager on which of the two female celebrities listed below would be kind, gracious, sincere, nice to her fans, and sweet at her very own movie premiere, which one would it be? A) In the first corner, we have sweet and innocent little Elisabeth Shue, who shot to fame in the legendary (read: ancient) films Cocktail, Adventures in Babysitting, and Karate Kid. However, in recent years? Hasn't done a whole lot (and therefore should be EXTRA nice to any semblance of fans she has left...I'm just saying).
B) In the second corner, we have Jessica Szohr, rising star, and one of the main cast members on CW's popular show, Gossip Girl. In most pictures she looks mean and like she could bite my face off. Hot career. Hot boyfriend. Hot show.Obviously, I think you see where I'm going here.....the big winner (or LOSER in my eyes) is the mean and terrible Elisabeth Shue. For someone who doesn't have a whole lot (read: any) of a career left to speak of, she's a whole lot of stuck-up and mean. What a disappointment. My entire life I've wanted to meet this angelic figure who had all the boys mesmerized in Junior High....and I just knew we'd be instant BFFs. Tonight, my dreams were shattered and I'm left with a horrible feeling in the pit of my stomach. Elisabeth Shue, shame on you. Tonight you broke my heart.

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