Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Celebrity Wrap Up - Tuesday Edition

Hello and welcome to the belated edition of Celebrity Wrap Up. You know, I'm starting to believe that Renee Zellweger doesn't own any "real" clothes, only a bevy of workout outfits. What fun is that? I mean, Bradley Cooper is a fantastic accessory, don't get me wrong, but one would think he might want to take her out on the town once in awhile.
Seriously, who made this Dorothy Hamill wannabe/braces wearing/homewrecker a star? I don't understand how she's even in the news. Is it wrong that at first sight I thought Sean Penn was playing the role of Edward's father on Twilight? Maybe he was feeling left out and wanted to be a part of the whole vampire craze? It could happen.It looks like for once Woody and I are in agreement - yep, that's a WHOLE lot of knots in one outfit. I think one would've been enough.
Holy crap, who added water to the Jonai? Now they're multiplying? Make it stop!!!

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