Friday, August 20, 2010

Celebrity Wrap Up - Friday Edition

Hello and welcome to today's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up. Pamela Anderson models either the latest design in Matronly Lounge Wear or a new karate outfit that she dyed to match her nails.Paul Rudd is going downhill fast. First the hair, then the clothes, now the Crocs? Will someone please help out this homeless man?Speaking of clothes, I think Matthew Mc-con-a-hottie's family is so inept at wearing clothing at all, that they obviously have no idea how to dress. Did they pick clothes out of a bucket while blindfolded and threw on whatever they found?Will someone please tell Mariah to never, ever, ever, pose like that again. Thankyouverymuch.
I think the Jonai have some delusional idea that they're making some sort of cool hand sign, when in reality they're going to be mistaken for ugly hitchhikers.

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