Saturday, August 14, 2010

Celebrity Wrap Up - Sunday Edition

Hello and welcome to Sunday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up. Wow. Erika Christensen must've really wanted to look dowdy and frumpy. It takes a lot of work to look that bad.
Oh, Matthew Mc-con-a-hottie. It broke my heart to hear you're not especially nice to fans. Hopefully when we *finally* meet it'll be different. Fingers crossed. I'm not sure which is worse - the matching old lady ensemble Kate's wearing, or the fact that it has a drawstring. At least her kid's hair is finally cut.I wish Gwen Stefani was my BFF. She's just the coolest thing ever.
I will not make a joke about melons. I will not make a joke about melons. I will not make a joke about melons.

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