Thursday, August 26, 2010

Celebrity Wrap Up - Thursday Edition

Hello and welcome to today's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up. I have no idea who Katie Price is, but I love how shy and demure she always seems to be.
Oh, Ricky, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Ricky (and son....). It's as though Mischa Barton was talking directly to the camera: "Now you listen to me, I happen to love Christmas and I'm not going to apologize to anyone for wearing my Christmas dress. Even if I look like I died five days ago."Wow, Jude Law is quite a piece of.....wait, what? Jude Law? Didn't he used to be hot? Is he taking style tips from Mickey Rourke?
GAH! Susan Boyle's eyes.....they're bleeding....and just got herpes after accidentally staring directly into her face. Blech.

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