Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Celebrity Wrap Up - Thursday Edition

Hello and welcome to Thursday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.Why so disgruntled, Lindsay? Is it because you're wearing some castoff ugly dress from 1974? Yeah, we don't like it either.
Oh, Renee, you're such a prankster. Yes, you look exactly like a statue. Now go put on some pants (or maybe just a long skirt?). Are you wearing clothes under the mini-trench?Mariah Carey, you're so foxy. I love when you get all butch like that (excuse me, I just threw up a little in my mouth).Hey, look everyone! It's Malibu Barbie.Did Beyonce use some low-flow shower like on Seinfeld? Did her hair dreadlock? Girl, it's terrible. Fix thyself. And close your mouth. You look like Kate Hudson.

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