Dear Katie Holmes: You're so purty.Dear Rebecca & Jerry: Do you serenade your twins by singing Stand By Me? Please say you do. Dear Victoria Beckham: Your skirt is very, very short, your hair is a hot mess, and you're wearing sunglasses INSIDE. Please correct all these things ASAP.
Dear Emma Watson: I am not fooled by the leather halter. You are still Hermione to me.