The most annoying email from my trip? A Breaking News report from http://www.people.com/ announcing that Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian have broken up. Really? Breaking up? WHO CARES?!!?!? Like I could give half a crap if they were together or apart. People, you let me down.Speaking of celebrity break-ups, how many of us were SHOCKED to hear that LeAnn Rimes and her gayface husband broke up? Not me! I'm more shocked they lasted as long as they did. Oh, and Eddie Cibrian just *happened* to get divorced at the same time? Hmmm. Coincidence? I think not.It was so nice for Mr. Douchebag to get dressed up and shaved so nicely for Mrs. Douchebag's directorial debut. Is he wearing cords?Hey, Hasselhoff. I realize life is hard, but yikes. Hard times, Hoff. Hard times.