Today is 28's birthday. Not that I care about anything like that. Doesn't affect me at all. Who cares, right? He's just a dumb, silly boy, and I'm happily on my mancation, right? Forget his dumb face and his dumb birthday. Wow, I certainly said dumb a lot there, huh? Oh, and yes, that means 28 is now 29, but don't worry, his name remains the same. They're too confusing as it is, wouldn't want to make it worse.