Friday, October 17, 2008

Celebrity Wrap Up, Friday Edition

Wow, another one so soon? I know you're excited. Me too. :)How cute is Matilda Ledger in her Halloween costume??? Well, I'm hoping it's a costume. Maybe she just felt like being a princess. Can I do that, too? Start wearing princess outfits for no reason? That would rule.A little known fact about Elizabeth Hurley is that she's deathly afraid of water. What other reason could there be for always carrying around those floatation devices??George, I was going to compliment you on your fine physique (even though I'm still not loving the porn stache) until I read that you're not drenched in water. Alas, you were not working at a car wash when this photo was taken, you were playing basketball. All I can think of is P-U, smelly boy.Kanye, I realize you're in love with yourself enough for the entire population, but one should only wear a picture of a tasty treat on their shirt if they themselves are, in fact, a tasty treat. You, sir, are not. Hard times.Katie, honey, sweetheart,, wow. I'm not sure which disaster to cover first. What exactly are you wearing? Is that some sort of black lacy lingerie and a white jumpsuit? Really? Your daughter = adorable. You know that. But did you borrow your shirt from the Brawny towel guy? Yeah, that's what I thought. Bless your heart.

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