Friday, October 31, 2008

Celebrity Wrap Up, Halloween Edition

Hello and welcome to the Halloween Edition of Celebrity Wrap Up. We've got some scary sights today. Boo!It's so sweet to see Nicole Ritchie, Joel Madden, and their daughter, Harlow, out at the pumpkin patch. Nicole must have been feeling the Halloween spirit, because she obviously decided to dress up like a bug.Gwen Stefani almost hit this list five days ago for this ensemble, until I read that this was her egg costume. Phew! I was worried she was trying to pass this off as some love angel music baby freaking outfit.I have never seen so much yellow in my life. Tori Spelling, Dean McDermott, their son Liam, and their dog, Mimi LaRue (why is my mind filled with this information? Shoot me now), continue to terrorize their neighbors by blinding them with their yellow spirit. Um, where's the baby? Did they forget they have a new baby? The dog gets to come, but no baby? Grace Jones (yes, apparently she's still alive) continues to do what she does best: terrorizing small children. Here's my question - Was this really a costume, or, say, Monday night?Please, God, let this be wacky and spry Australian Paul Hogan (otherwise known as Crocodile Dundee), dressed up for Halloween as a rapidly aging rocker. If he's not, then I don't want to know about it. Ouch.Katie Holmes has a perfect costume! Can you guess what she is? If you guess a brain-washed-wife-of-alien toting small, frightened Ramona the Pest (seriously, is her haircut NOT Ramona the Pest?), you would be correct! :)

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