David Duchovny had such a cute courtship story (dated for three months, eloped, had two kids, and now twelve years later the big D), I really thought those two crazy kids were going the distance. Sigh. I guess true love doesn't exist. I mean, if not in Hollywood, then where?Speaking of true love, we have Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon. Now, I realize this isn't a new look for Mariah (as she's been wearing it since Junior High), but is that a tank top she's trying to pass off as a dress? Seriously. Is it?Hi again, Colin. Didn't realize we'd be seeing you again so soon. Have you been playing dress up in Hugh Hefner's closet? Just wondering. Scary Spice? Sporty Spice? Freak-Ice-Cream-Cone-On-Top-Of-Her-Head-Spice? Yeah, whatever your name is, wow. I have no words. Beyonce, let's not kid ourselves. You know I have no love for you. On that note, are you wearing a tu-tu?