Sunday, October 26, 2008

Celebrity Wrap Up, Sunday Edition

Hello and welcome to today's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.
Neve, I love your dress. I love your shoes and how they match the layers in your dress. But, when did you get such a shiny manface? Is that new? I hope Nicolette Sheridan is trying on that dress outside because there's no other excuse for wearing those ugly sunglasses indoors. I wonder if she's dressing up as a mermaid for Halloween?Jake, dear, it's a good thing Reese loves you because no one else would tolerate that ridiculous long hairstyle you're rocking (I use the term rocking VERY loosely).
Lara Flynn Boyle looks thrilled to be the new spokesperson for the charity called Why Botox is Bad. I can't quite put my finger on what bugs me about this picture. Is it the neutral color of her dress or how it matches her icky dyed hair? Is it that her boobs are so prominent? Is it the elaborate beadwork in the top which looks a little too much like a Vegas showgirl? I'm not sure. Maybe it's just all of the above.

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