Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Celebrity Wrap Up, Wednesday Edition

Hello and welcome to today's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up. Holy crap! When did they come out with White Trash Barbie? Ahh, isn't gay marriage a beautiful thing? Oh, wait. That's not a gay couple? Oh, sorry, Katie. From the back, well.....see, TC is ruining you!Rosario Dawson's got the biggest mouth I've ever seen. She looks like a human Pez dispenser that might eat me. Yikes.Hooray! Mariah is actually wearing clothes!!! Can we declare a national holiday or something for the occasion? Doesn't Simon Pegg's face look like he just got mesmerized by the pattern in Gillian's dress (which I actually like, big surprise)?

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