Monday, October 27, 2008

Celebrity Wrap Up, Monday Edition

Good morning and welcome to today's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.One of these things is not like the others....and anyone who wears a shirt that says "Sleep With Me" should be shot on sight. What a douche.Courtney, you looked surprised to see the paparazzi still wanting your picture. What you should be surprised about is that your friends weren't around to warn you about leaving your house looking like a hot mess with no make-up. Let's hope Mena Suvari and Amy Smart were going to some hip 80's party where the main prize goes to the person who looks most like Madonna in Desperately Seeking Susan. Mena's going to take first place.My eyes are bleeding. Why does the Smith family look like a walking campaign for urban hip hop magazine? They've got so many accessories it makes my head spin.Oh, look. Mattel came out with friends for the White Trash Barbie doll that was released last week. Accessories include wife beater t-shirts, torn jeans, and a boom box that blasts "Achy Breaky Heart" on demand. Seriously, did they plan those outfits? Who tries that hard to look so crappy?

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