Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Celebrity Wrap Up, Tuesday Edition

Hello and welcome to today's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.Um, Nic. Are you trying to break my heart? Why must you insist on trying to get bumped from my Top Three list? Are you trying to break up with me?Ah, Halle, I'm sure the pressure of being the Most Beautiful Woman alive must be rough, but did you really need to sport the fro? Really? 1971 called - it wants its hairstyle back.Hmmm. As she's already married to one, who's the monkey for?Oh hello, Nicolette, back so soon? Obviously you need some help on boundaries and finding out what is allowed indoors/outdoors. As we discussed the other day, giant sunglasses are a big no while indoors. Likewise, wearing beach attire while walking down the street = not appropriate. Pull it together, Sheridan.Why would anyone need to wear pants with room to take a giant crap in them? I don't get it.


Taryn said...

Wow, so many posts in so little time! They are so much fun to read, you keep me entertained! Glad to hear that you had a great time with your dad!

BeatlesDiva said...

Love the comment on Tome Cruise!