Monday, July 21, 2008

Her Perfume Is Giving Me Shingles

There's a girl at work who sits fairly close to me in the cubicle farm who keeps putting on some horrendous perfume at work. Now, she's a great girl and I love her to death, but I might just have to strangle her. I'm already ridiculously sensitive to smells...let alone terrible, awful, make-me-want-to-cut-off-my-nose type smells. This is just unacceptable. Blurgh.
I'm sure my girlfriends will remember back in college I had a roommate who wore the worst perfume I've ever smelled in my life. And she left early every morning, so I'd have to be lying there sleeping and smelling her death smell when she left. I thought I might die. To combat this horror, I started spraying the perfume out the window when she was gone so that it would all be gone. Imagine my disgust, shock, and total disdain when she came back from Christmas vacation with a whole kit of the damn stuff. It was awful - there was no stopping the terrible, putrid, Avon scent. I wonder if this is the same scent? According to my sniffer, whatever it is has got to go. How do you tell someone they reak? Any suggestions?

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