Found Treasures of the Day

Here are my top finds from www.foundmagazine.com today. The first one is entitled "My List of Things I Don't Like About Myself"-

Um, I think this one is supposed to be a love note. Is bitch ass really a term of endearment? Have I missed something??

Perhaps one day if I'm really really lucky, someone will start a love letter to me with the words, "Fo Shizzle Dizzle" and then proceed to call me a bitch ass. A girl can only dream.