Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Did Being a Caveman, Tarzan, or a Mummy Fighter Do Him In?
You know, there was a time when I thought Brendan Frasier was a tasty little treat. When he was in Encino Man and was transformed into a hottie? Yum. When he played Tarzan and showed his sexy chest? Yes, please. When he mastered swing dancing in that movie with Alicia Silverstone? Oh, my. And as a Mummy slayer? Delicious. However....let's discuss his appearance at the premiere of Mummy 3. My hell. What happened? That's just a world of NO. Maria Bello, however, is brilliant. Look how beautiful and radiant she is. You'd never know that she was 41 (and recently engaged to a 28-year-old.....she's an inspiration to us all). When I met her at Sundance, she was a peach. I TLF Maria Bello. But, Brendan Frasier, alas, I'm afraid our love affair is over. Take care. And maybe look into some hair plugs? Or a hat? I'm just saying. No one's falling for the spikey do. You're 39. Seriously. Read my lips: NO.