Saturday, October 23, 2010

An Open Letter to Panda Express

Dear Panda Express: While I appreciate your open policy in sampling your new items available, let me give you a little tip. If your new beijing beef is the surface temperature of the sun when you put it in your mouth, then perhaps you should offer some sort of cold beverage to go along with every sample. Otherwise, customers are going to leave hating your store. I'm just saying. Thank you for your cooperation and for burning the inside of my mouth. I may never taste anything again. Sincerely, Pinky Lovejoy

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