Saturday, October 23, 2010

Celebrity Wrap Up - Monday Edition

Hello and welcome to Monday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up. It shouldn't surprise anyone that Heather Locklear would spawn such a beautiful daughter.
Did she forget to put on her clothes? Did a cat attack her? Are Zach Galifinakis and Robert Downey, Jr. trying to out-nerd each other?The one time I saw Potato Head Willis in person, she had her hair down which helped to make her face less potato-head-ish. She was also a big, fat jerk. I hope someone told her that all those shapes in her skirt don't take away from the gross angle of her stupid face.Somewhere out there, Hugh Hefner is barefoot.

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