Thursday, October 28, 2010

Celebrity Wrap Up - Saturday Edition

Hello and welcome to Saturday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up. Were they supposed to be wearing costumes? Hoda looks like a werewolf and Kathy Lee just looks....ugh. Didn't she used to be attractive? What happened?
They must have someone new working on wax figures because the last few have been even worse than usual. Has Taylor Swift ever worn her hair like that? Even I would know to at least curl that wig. Sheesh. Just as Halle Berry is sucking the hotness out of her man, I'm afraid all of the babymaking (all those daughters) is somehow sucking the hotness out of Matt Damon. Why does he suddenly look like an old man?Did she buy this dress from Old Ladies R Us? I think it's the worst fitting dress I've ever seen.Look at us! We're so happy! We're not clasping hands in an awkward way (a la TC) at all! See? We're solid! The rumors don't affect us at all!

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