I think when Madonna wakes up in the morning, she just grabs a pile of crap from the floor and whatever she finds, she wears. Just as long as it includes a scarf, hat, and glasses....it's all good. If I walked onto the subway and saw Hugh Jackman sitting there I'd fake an illness which caused me to land in his lap. Oops, did I say that out loud?Yes, Britney. You smell.