Friday, February 13, 2009

Celebrity Wrap Up - Friday Edition

Good morning and welcome to today's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.Is Ashton "Douchebag" Kutcher actually wearing an ascot around his neck, a la Hugh Hefner? I'm going on the record right now and say no one (not even Hef) can pull that off. It just makes him look like even more of a douchebag (which I didn't know was possible). I don't know why, but Halle Berry's dress looks like something made on Gilligan's Island. I'm surprised the breast area wasn't made out of coconuts, since the rest of it looks like it's made from shells.I can't decide which is more gay - Mickey Rourke's princess wave, the powder blue jacket, or the itty bitty dog. Wow. I'm speechless.I was a big fan of Nia Peebles in Fame (about a 100 years ago), but I'm not sure if I'm feeling this Barbie Party Dress, despite its beautiful color. I'll bet those straps leave a mark.Is Mary-Kate Olsen wearing a jacket made out of a dog? She's a walking PETA nightmare. Nice hair, though.

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