Monday, February 16, 2009

Celebrity Wrap Up - Tuesday Edition

Hello and welcome to today's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up. How does Jessica Simpson manage to look like such a tranny? And is she wearing a robe?Kate Hudson must be in such a hurry after just robbing her mom's wardrobe (circa 1970) and then getting half-way dressed on her way out. Does she ever close her mouth?Justin Timberlake was just awarded something due to his fashion sense. Um, really? Obviously it wasn't based on this grubby outfit (or his girlfriend's, for that matter). He's not bringing Sexy Back today.Annalyne McCord's tights look so awful, I'm surprised spiders haven't taken up residence on them. Go back to 90210 and try again.I wonder how Dita Von Teese manages to look so pale all the time? Is there some ointment she puts on or does she just avoid the sun at all times? I don't understand how someone can look almost translucent.

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