Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Celebrity Wrap Up - Wednesday Edition

Hello and welcome to Wednesday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.Does Tilda Swinton realize that if she matched her skirt to her top, she would look exactly like the Oscar statuette?It's too bad Marisa Tomei couldn't borrow some of her excess material from her Oscar dress and glue it to the bottom of her other outfit (which I'm not going to call a dress because, let's face it - it's barely a long nightshirt).While I realize HSM was a huge jugernaut of a movie, I'm still at a loss why these two were at the Oscars and involved in a musical number. Were they short of celebs to draw the teeny boppers? Because I'm sure the Jonas Brothers were available to suck. I can't tell if I like these dresses or not. I mean, they're not really much different. Let's just hope Virginia Madsen and Heidi Klum didn't run into each other on the red carpet...because that would be A LOT of red. I've said it before and I'll say it again - pockets do not belong anywhere near the vicinity of a fancy dress. Sure, they might be comfy, but they are NOT attractive. Alyssa, you are not the boss of that outfit (sorry, couldn't resist).

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