Sunday, December 21, 2008

Celebrity Wrap Up, Sunday Edition

Good morning and welcome to today's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.Now, I realize Zac Efron is this teen sensation and my niece will kill me for speaking ill of him, but doesn't he always look as though he could use a hot shower? I mean, when was the last time he washed his hair?"Now, come on, John. Be a good boy and just follow me around. Do whatever I say and maybe I'll let you do me a little while longer."You know, even if Zach Braff is Jewish (and I don't think he is, but I could be totally wrong), this look still wouldn't work. I mean, that hat is WAY too big to be a traditional Jewish yarmulke. I'm so confused.Aside from wearing a Hefty Cinch Sack as a jacket, something else seems a bit off with Scary Spice's outfit. What could it be? The extra large animal print bag that would fit a small animal inside? The way-too-short shirt that is entirely inappropriate for someone her age? Or is the tight jeans being tucked into the boots? Why, Adrien Grenier. You shouldn't have. Is that for me? You're so kind. Leave it next to the door and then go get in my bed. That'd be great.... :)

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