Monday, December 22, 2008

Celebrity Wrap Up, Monday Edition

Hello and welcome to today's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.KATIE!!!! Look at yourself. Messy hair, cancer sore (resisting comment...), a dejected look on your face....It's not without hope, Ms. Holmes. GET OUT NOW.Oh, look. Tori Spelling (aka Donna Martin) remembered she had another child and decided to pimp her out for a holiday photo opportunity. Shameless!I've never actually seen a stocking that covered the entire body. Interesting decision, Lily Allen, you slave to fashion you.Now, why would anyone choose to wear a dress that perfectly matched their lily white skin?Not to be rude (who, me?), but if I'd married someone who'd been so violently hit with the ugly stick, the last thing I'd want him to do would be to wear make-up accenting his face. I'm just saying (and for those of you not "in the know" - I'm looking at you, McH - this is Christina Aguilera and her husband, Jordan Bratman).

1 comment:

BCassFam said...

Who is the bottom picture?