2) Why do we always want what we don't have? When I was married, I wanted to be single and now that I've been single for a long time, I'd prefer to be married. Why can't I just be happy and enjoy whichever stage of life I'm in at the time? There's good and bad in everything - I just want to find a way to be satisfied.
3) How on earth does anyone find this Madea character funny? Last night I watched my first Madea movie and it was painful to say the least. I mean, wasn't this covered already in Big Momma's House? And Madea is even more annoying. Plus, why do all of Tyler Perry's movies start with "Tyler Perry's Madea" or "Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married?" Is he really that in love with himself? I mean, you don't hear the great ones flashing their names around. I've never seen "Steven Spielberg's E.T." or "James Cameron's Titanic." What gives?4) Just how much money has Arby's invested in running this commercial every thirty seconds? I swear it comes on twice during any commercial break on any channel. I want to punch this guy in the face because I'm so sick of looking at him.5) Speaking of commercials, where oh where has my freecreditreport.com guy gone? I miss him.