Dear Matthew Mc-con-a-hottie: Sweetie, you look like a French dork-a-saurus Rex with too many clothes on. FAIL.
Dear Katherine: Congratulations, you got your way and left my favorite show. Now, fix that haircolor. Everybody hates it (it's true - they told me). FAIL.
Dear Jonah Hill: Please don't ever make that face again. I didn't know it was possible for you to look worse than you do in your three failed picture attempts with me. FAIL.
Dear Shia LeBouf: Why are you aspiring to look like Seth Rogen? Just wondering. FAIL.
Dear Olive Cohen: You are too cute for words. Love the thumbs up! WIN.
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