Friday, April 23, 2010

Celebrity Wrap Up - Saturday Edition

Hello and welcome to Saturday's Celebrity Wrap Up. Dear James Cameron: The last time I checked, you weren't actually the Terminator. Dear David Has-been Hasselhoff: I guess it's true what they say: Germans LOVE you! Dear Kelly LeBrock: Remember a long time ago when you the hot girl on Weird Science and got to make-out with Ilan Mitchell-Smith (swoon)? Lucky. I'd make some comment about not aging gracefully or laying off the plastic surgery, but you had to endure Steven Segall, so I should cut you some slack. Dear Andy Samberg: I can't deny it - I've got a little bit of nerd love for you. I think we should explore what exactly is in your box, or play some laser cats together. That would rule. Dear Salma Hayek: You gave up Edward Norton for this? Seriously?

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