Crap. Crap. Crap. Obviously, "Breezy" (that one's for you, Jimmy) is NOT my middle name. I just got an email from my Neverending Ex telling me he broke up with his girlfriend. Here's my reaction, "Do you need me to fly out and give you a hug? How can I help?" Seriously. What is wrong with me? Walk away from the Ex. Don't look back. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. There's a reason he's in the past. Walk away, little bird. Walk away.