Why is Ke$ha so miserable all the time? Is her life really so terrible? Does Madonna know that even though her eyes are closed, we can still see her and that horrible outfit?Is it Christmas already? Why does Rachel Weisz look like a snowflake in 1972?
Why kind of post-adolescent breakdown is Zac Efron going through right now? Is he aspiring to work in the porn industry? Because if he needs a partner....oh, wait.